Adalah saya yang, secara sengaja gak sengaja, iseng liat blog dan menemukan sebuah blog milik seorang Australia yang jatuh cinta pada Indonesia dan jauh lebih gaul ber-Indonesia daripada saya.
Isi di blog beliau pun unik, menarik, buat perut sakit karena ketawa dan ada (sebagian) sisi pengetahuannya :)
Beliau bernama Richard yang dengan bangga mengaku sebagai Richard Ngehe... anyway... ngehe itu apa sih?
Well, ini adalah salah satu karya beliau yang sukses bikin saya, yang saat pertama kali membaca ini, adalah pada malam dimana besoknya ujian statistika, dan sukses ngobatin stress saya sebelum ujian. Enjoy :)
Pacaran, pergi kencan ataupun jalan-jalan berdua sama orang yang lo lagi naksir itu salah satu pengalaman yang menurut gue paling asik! Gue suka rasanya sebuah first date, keliling kota ataupun pergi jauh2 ke daerah orang untuk liat2 dan foto2. Tapi masalahnya, mau ngga mau, kalau date loe mau menarik, biasanya transport adalah kewajiban! (Kecuali lo kayak cowok Jepang itu di Heroes... zzz...)
Tapi transport yang mana yang paling enak untuk pacaran? Inilah pemikiran gue, jadi pendapatnya ditulis dari pola pandangan seorang cowok. Maklum ya, hai gadis-gadis blogspot! Biar posting ini ngga kepanjangan, mari kita sebut beberapa positif dan negatif aja. Lanjut!
Mobil
- Positif: Loe bebas pergi kemana aja / Negatif: Dia tau lo bebas pergi ke mana aja, makanya dia minta tempat yang jauh ala "Say, abis dari Bandung main ke Ancol yuuu! Udah lama ngga liat pantai nehhh!" (emang ada pantai di Ancol? :O )
- Positif: Ngga ada supir yang suka kentut / Negatif: Kalau loe kentut, ngga bisa salahin abang supir!
- Positif: Loe bisa putarin CD musik kesukaan loe / Negatif: Cewe loe putarin musik kesukaan dia... Ohh no! Not more Bieber! (Tapi kalau dia memang putarin lagu Bieber, paling ngga loe ada bahan untuk submit ke @AlasanBuatPutus)
Taxi
- Positif: Kalau lagi bingung mau ngapain, apalagi di daerah orang, bisa minta pendapat/nasehat dari abangnya / Negatif: Dia nanti sok asik turunin kalian di konser Kangen Band -__-"
- Positif: Di belakang taxi kalian bebas berpelukan dan ngobrol2 kalau lagi macet / Negatif: Abangnya pasti, PASTI nonton. Gue selalu ngbayangin percakapan kayak gini:
Cowok: Come on, baby... Ciuman dong ; )
Cewek: Ngga enak ah sama abangnya...
Abang: Santai aja, abang ngga apa2 kok
Ce/Co: ????
Bus / Busway
- Positif: Loe bisa genggam tangannya saat loncat dari platform ke dalam bus / Negatif: Gampang terpisah sama cewe loe saat naik bus gara-gara rame. Bisa dianggap positif kalau lagi pengen putus...
- Positif: Naik bus murah-meriah / Negatif: Loe kelihatan pelit, dan kalau loe ngga kasih uang pada pengamen di bus loe kelihatan lebih pelit lagi. Kalau sisi lainnya, loe kelihatan pengen sok kaya kalau kasih jajan kepada pengamen, padahal loe pelit karna lagi naik bus. Kontras bokkkk!
- Positif: Selalu ada banyak orang dan pengalaman lucu di bus, yang bisa menjadi bahan ngobrol buat kalian nanti (bahan ngobrol itu penting kalau loe lagi nervous pas first date) / Negatif: Loe mungkin menjadi pengalaman lucu di bus yang menjadi bahan ngobrol orang lain nanti!!!
- Positif: Kalau berani, loe bisa ciuman di belakang bus / Negatif: Mau ngga mau, loe harus cium bau ketek mas2 sekitar!
Motor
- Positif: Kalau lagi dingin, loe mungkin dipeluk mesra sama cewe loe / Negatif: Kalau motor loe mogok, nanti cewe loe malah meluk2 tukang ojek! Paling ngga itu menjadi "gossip paling hot gitu lhooo" di kalangan tukang ojek!
- Positif: Cowok membawa motor gede keren abiessss! / Negatif: Cowok membawa bebek cewe abiiiessssssss!!! (Padahal paling enak naik bebek bwahahha)
- Positif: Kalau cewe loe cerewet, tinggal pakaiin helm aja! / Negatif: Gila, gue masih terpesona dengan positifnya! Mwahahaha!
Dokar/Andong
- Positif: Keliling kota malam2 naik dokar atau andong romantis banget / Negatif: Ngga ada yang romantis dari kuda berak di lampu merah (kecuali cewe lo demen nonton The Discovery Channel : S )
- Positif: Semua cewe suka kuda / Negatif: Selama perjalanan loe ngga mungkin lupa fakta bahwa habis keliling kota, ada kemungkinan besar kuda ini akan disate.
Menurut gue yang paling unik adalah loe jemput cewe loe untuk pergi ng-date... naik BECAK! Masalahnya, bonyoknya pasti kira putrinya pergi sama tukang becak. Oh well, yang penting dia senang, iya kan?
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Semoga tips ini berguna yo! Pokoknya kalau pergi kencan choose your transport wisely, my friends! Eh tapi sumpah deh, seharusnya kalian senang berbagi waktu bersama, bukan senang karena transportnya keren aja... That's what love is all about! (pasang lagu "My Endless Love")
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Jumat, 05 November 2010
Rabu, 30 Juni 2010
Senin, 17 Mei 2010
"what i know now of Jonathan Patrick Foo"
*) was born on Saturday, October, 30, 1982 in London, UK
*) height 5'8"
*) hair color dark brown ; eyes brown
*) he grew up in London
*) currently based in California, CA, USA
*) grew up learning martial arts from his Singaporean Chinese father and Irish mother
*) he joined the circus when i was 15
*) began his career performing martial arts and acrobatics in a Chinese circus
*) he has competed in some Wushu and Taekwondo tournaments
*) he dropped out of school to become a stunt man
*) he was actually part of Jackie Chan’s stunt crew
*) he joined the Jackie Chan's stunt Team when he was 22
*) he began an acting career in 2004
*) spent a majority of his time at "She Cha Hai" home of the Beijing Wushu team and the same school that trained Jet L
Sabtu, 13 Maret 2010
Wenger: Euro win vital for Fabianski
By Chris Harris
Arsène Wenger is convinced that Lukasz Fabianksi will be a great goalkeeper but he admits that defeat to Porto this week would have done him damage.
The Pole had a night to forget when he kept goal in the first leg of Arsenal's Champions League tie in Portugal two weeks ago, scoring an own goal before picking up a back-pass to concede a free-kick from which Porto secured a 2-1 win.
Manuel Almunia's return to fitness has kept Fabianski out of the first team ever since and he watched Tuesday's second leg from the bench. Arsenal started the game with their European dream hanging in the balance but ended it as emphatic 6-2 aggregate winners. And no one will be more relieved than Fabianski.
"I think the result on Tuesday night helped him to recover," said Wenger. "I think it would have had long-standing consequences for him had we gone out against Porto on Tuesday night. Mental consequences because he is a conscientious guy, very intelligent but as well sensitive.
"No [he is not too sensitive] but you can turn it to an advantage, because he can feel things and see things that others don't see. But as well when you have guilt it can be a disadvantage confidence-wise so I believe it was very important for the team to go through.
"When you look at him, and the team goes out, he could feel 'Ah, they charge [blame] me', even if it's not true."
Fabianski has shown flashes of his undoubted ability in his rare first-team outings but the focus has naturally fallen on the high-profile errors he made against Chelsea in last year's FA Cup Semi-Final and now Porto. But Wenger has championed the Polish keeper since he arrived at the Club in 2007 and has no doubt that Fabianski will eventually justify his faith in him.
"He is a top-class goalkeeper," declared Wenger. "I repeat that many times and you will see that one day, I am right.
"He is waiting [for his chance] but it's competition. When you turn up in the top-level competition, you have to perform. Football is a job where you always have to be ready because you never know when you will be called up.
"That's why it's difficult because it's tempting to think 'OK, I will not play, I feel sorry for myself'. But in my experience, the ones who make the career are the ones who are always ready. The competition is very tight."
source: Arsenal.com
Sabtu, 27 Februari 2010
Little Manhattan
Pernah nonton Little Manhattan? Sebuah film yang guah bingung untuk mengkategorikan termasuk genre apa, apakah percintaan atau genre anak. Adalah film tersebut dibuat tahun 2005 dan guah sendiri menontonnya sekitar awal February lalu di TV. Awalnya kurang tertarik apalagi guah baru nonton udah setengah jalan.
Namun semua berubah saat guah nonton scene dimana Gabe (Josh Hutcherson) menangis terisak (bahkan munkin kalo bisa sampe berdarah darah... ':)) sambil menyebut sebuah nama dengan histeris: Rosemary.
Awalnya guah keheranan.. ni anak kenapa? Namun kemudian akhirnya guah tahu... Rosemary adalah cinta pertamanya, yang mana seorang Gabe sebenarnya adalah sosok anak yang awalnya sangat membenci yang namanya 'wanita', belum lagi di rumah ayahnya dan ibunya yang lagi dalam proses perceraian dan keadaan di rumahnya sedang kacau kacaunya.
Tapi guah gak perduli dengan fil itu, actually, selain scene si Gabe yang nangis terisak itu. Selain lucu, ngebuat guah wondering, apa segitunya kita saat mencintai seseorang?? But, well, sertidaknya itu adalah salah satu reaksi saat mengalami yang namanya 'first love'. Apalagi saat itu bahkan masih berusia 10 tahun dan mengalami rasa tertekan yang amat sangat dalam setelah mempermalukan diri dengan gagal naik sabuk karate ke kuning dan dengan brilian melukai tangannya saat ujian belah papan sampai tangannya di-gips. Thus, rasa sakit yang amat sangat, jangan ketinggalan. Pasti sangat sakit, perpaduan sakit patah hati dan patah tangan.
Anyway, anehnya scene itu sepertinya jadi salah satu trade mark guah, merasa gundah, trus berteriak yang ditahan (sebagai pengganti nangis terisak, karena dengan umur guah yang bukan 10 tahun lagi, cukup aneh untuk nangisin si Rosemary) dan memanggil nama: Rosemary. Itu guah lakukan disaat guah tiba-tiba merasa sebel, gak betah, sutuk apalagi pas lagi nunggu loading, dengan kata lainnya itu sebagai pengganti reaksi 'aaaaarrrrgggghhh!!!!!'
Ups, satu lagi, kutipan Gabe sebagai narator waktu akhir cerita: "...I'm never gonna get another first love. That one is always gonna be her." ... well, anda yang menafsirkan sendiri.
Namun semua berubah saat guah nonton scene dimana Gabe (Josh Hutcherson) menangis terisak (bahkan munkin kalo bisa sampe berdarah darah... ':)) sambil menyebut sebuah nama dengan histeris: Rosemary.
Awalnya guah keheranan.. ni anak kenapa? Namun kemudian akhirnya guah tahu... Rosemary adalah cinta pertamanya, yang mana seorang Gabe sebenarnya adalah sosok anak yang awalnya sangat membenci yang namanya 'wanita', belum lagi di rumah ayahnya dan ibunya yang lagi dalam proses perceraian dan keadaan di rumahnya sedang kacau kacaunya.
Tapi guah gak perduli dengan fil itu, actually, selain scene si Gabe yang nangis terisak itu. Selain lucu, ngebuat guah wondering, apa segitunya kita saat mencintai seseorang?? But, well, sertidaknya itu adalah salah satu reaksi saat mengalami yang namanya 'first love'. Apalagi saat itu bahkan masih berusia 10 tahun dan mengalami rasa tertekan yang amat sangat dalam setelah mempermalukan diri dengan gagal naik sabuk karate ke kuning dan dengan brilian melukai tangannya saat ujian belah papan sampai tangannya di-gips. Thus, rasa sakit yang amat sangat, jangan ketinggalan. Pasti sangat sakit, perpaduan sakit patah hati dan patah tangan.
Anyway, anehnya scene itu sepertinya jadi salah satu trade mark guah, merasa gundah, trus berteriak yang ditahan (sebagai pengganti nangis terisak, karena dengan umur guah yang bukan 10 tahun lagi, cukup aneh untuk nangisin si Rosemary) dan memanggil nama: Rosemary. Itu guah lakukan disaat guah tiba-tiba merasa sebel, gak betah, sutuk apalagi pas lagi nunggu loading, dengan kata lainnya itu sebagai pengganti reaksi 'aaaaarrrrgggghhh!!!!!'
Ups, satu lagi, kutipan Gabe sebagai narator waktu akhir cerita: "...I'm never gonna get another first love. That one is always gonna be her." ... well, anda yang menafsirkan sendiri.
Minggu, 14 Februari 2010
PHILIPPE SENDEROS
Philippe Senderos profile
Name : Philippe Senderos
Born : February 14, 1985, Geneva, Switzerland
Position : Defender
Squad Number : 6
Previous Club(s) : Servette
Joined Arsenal : June 01, 2003
Arsenal Debut : Manchester City (a)
Carling Cup : October 27, 2004, Won 2-1
First Arsenal Goal : W.B.A. (a)
Premier League : October 15, 2005 Lost 2-1
It was a surprise to some when the transfer deadline came and went without Philippe leaving Arsenal but he is still here and could be a valuable member of Arsène Wenger's squad this season.
The Swiss defender landed a prestigious loan move last term, spending the entire campaign at the San Siro with Italian giants Milan. After a frustrating, injury-hit start to life in Serie A, he made 20 appearances and will have learned plenty from luminaries such as Paolo Maldini and Alessandro Nesta.
You can see why Milan were interested in Philippe. He was outstanding against the Rossoneri when Arsenal beat them over two legs in the Champions League in 2008. He replaced the injured Kolo Toure after seven minutes of the first leg against the reigning European champions and helped to snuff out the threat of Kaka, Alexandre Pato and company before repeating the trick in the San Siro 13 days later.
Philippe's tenacity, aerial power and will to win are valuable assets and he tends to thrive when he gets a run in the side. That was certainly the case in his last season at Emirates Stadium when Williams Gallas was unavailable and Philippe contributed to six clean sheets in his first eight games. He made 31 appearances in total during the 2007/08 campaign and popped up with a couple of goals too.
A similar tally is not out of the question this season, particularly with fellow Swiss defender Johan Djourou sidelined by injury and Arsenal hoping to challenge on all fronts for silverware.
It's easy to forget that Philippe is still a young player because he seems to have been around for a while, not just at Arsenal but at international level too. He was part of the Swiss defence which did not concede a goal at the 2006 World Cup and played every minute of his country's campaign at Euro 2008. He has been a regular in Switzerland's World Cup qualifying campaign too.
In January Philippe joined Everton on loan for the rest of the season and made his Toffees debut in their 1-0 away win over Wigan Athletic.
Philippe Senderos - Full Arsenal Record
| Prem Lge | Europe | FA Cup | Lge Cup | C. Shield | Total | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Player | Ap | Gl | Ap | Gl | Ap | Gl | Ap | Gl | Ap | Gl | Ap | Gl |
| 2004-2005 | 12+1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22+1 | 0 |
| 2005-2006 | 19+1 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 34+1 | 2 |
| 2006-2007 | 9+5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20+5 | 0 |
| 2007-2008 | 14+3 | 2 | 8+1 | 0 | 2+1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 27+5 | 2 |
| 2009-2010 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Totals | 54+10 | 4 | 18+1 | 0 | 14+1 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 105+12 | 4 |
Jumat, 12 Februari 2010
formspring.me
What was the worst advice you've ever received?
"it's better to kill yourself now before they come to kill you"
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What was the weirdest gift you ever received?
toothpick from my cousin at my 20th birthday
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If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?
Kurt Cobain, but because he's already dead, so i decided not to date celebrity.
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What would your dream job look like?
a Arsenal FC medical staff... so i'd look like... hmm, what? a medical staff?
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What's one thing you own that you should probably throw away, but never will?
my broken earphone (???)
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Would you rather have the ability to fly, or the ability to breathe underwater?
i'd rather breath easily on earth...
sing for the moment - eminem
These ideas are nightmares for white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing
Its so scary in a house that allows no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he dont care
He's a problem child, what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about his fuckin' dad walkin out
Cos he hates him so bad that he blocks him out
But if he ever saw him again, he'd prolly knock him out
His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
Talkin black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap
His step-father hit him so he socked him back
And broke his nose, this house is a broken home
There's no control, he just lets his emotions go
Come on...
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me,just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Entertainment is danger, intertwine it with gangstas
In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
Only you're unholy, only have one homie
Only this gun, lonely, cuz don't anyone know me
But everybody just feels like they can relate
I guess words are a motherfucker, they can be great
Or they can be great, or even worse, they can teach hate
Its like kids hang on every single statement we make
Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum
Now how the fuck did this metamorphasis happen?
From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'
To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass
But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you
Fans turn on you, attorney's all gonna turn it to
To get their hands on every dime you have
They want you to lose your mind every time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look like a loose canon
]You need to spew, dont hesitate to produce air-guns
Thats why these prosecutors wanna convict me
Swiftly just to get me offa these streets quickly
But all their kids been listen'n to me religiously
So i'm signing cds while police fingerprint me
They're for the judges daughter, but his grudge is against me
If i'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesnt make sense, Pete
It's all political, if my music is literal and i'm a criminal,
How the fuck can I raise a little girl?
I couldn't. i wouldn't be fit to
You're full of shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you!
Come on...
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me,just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
But can it load a gun for you and cock it too?
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault, and i'll get sued
See what these kids do, is hear about us toting pistols
And they want to get one, cos they think the shit's cool
Not knowin' we're really just protectin' ourselves
We're entertainers, of course this shit's affecting our sales
You ignoramus. but music is reflection of self
We just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail
It's fucked up ain't it, how we can come from practically nothin'
To bein' able to have any fuckin thing that we wanted
It's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long
Idolise their favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives
So they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die
Till they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe
We're nothing to you, but we're the fuckin shit in they eyes
That's why we sieze the moment, and try to freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it, cos we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on, through out lyrics that you hear in our songs
And we can
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me,just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me,just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
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